Wait, hold up. Another post? Really? (Well…yes.)

I’ve been working, this month. I’m almost a third of the way through first draft of Liquid Diet Chronicles Book 4: Meals On Wheels, and while I mostly know what’s going on and why, Meg keeps getting thrown curve balls. Some nasty, some not quite so bad. They’re definitely startling to her, and they’re coming at me out of nowhere, too. I’m going to probably blow past my month’s goal of 20K words on this one before the end of tomorrow. I’m already at 18K, and I’ve still got about two more hours kid-free to write.

I’ve also been ambushed a couple of times with short stories…about 13K words worth of short stories. I’ll write ’em as they come, and see if there’s a set I can put out next year as a themed collection, like I did with Normalcy Bias, The Dragon’s in the Details (now available in audio book with Virtual Voice reader), and Faerie Gifts (coming in April–up for pre-order now). Right now, it looks like it’s science fiction escapism.

I’m actually a little humbled by how well one of my side projects that ambushed me has done–Fixing Up Love seems to be really well-liked. If another similar piece ambushes me, I’ll try to not resist it. I’m absolutely not going to say “I don’t write [insert random genre]” because the story-telling part of my brain appears to take it as a challenge.

I’ve got Certified Public Assassin back from another beta reader, two more have it, and I’ve got one more volunteer who wants it next week. I’m planning on that sometime in August or September, and might put Dogfather out this year, should I get it edited and beta-read. I’ve got it done, after all.

Future projects include another short story collection that’s in progress, the current Liquid Diet installment (probably due out in January), and Cold Fey Fire, a sort of coming-of-age/self-discovery story that’s been percolating for a while. I have no idea what else might pop up between now and then. But it’ll likely be on the shorter side, like Love and Dogfather were.

An author’s note:

There’s a downright pathological anti-birth attitude prevalent in the United States. Women go on birth control as soon as they come of biological age to have babies and only come off it grudgingly to have one, or maybe two, children. Part of that is a reaction to welfare queens that breed on purpose to get more money, then ignore all of the children. But part of it is a cultural pressure to just…not have children. 

It extends to pets. There’s an enormous pressure to have animals fixed as soon as possible–before they enter their first heat for females, and as soon as the balls drop for males.*

I grew up on a farm. We had cats. Barn cats, garage cats, cats living up close to the house. The cats were a necessary working part of the farm–without them, more chicken feed and goat feed was eaten by rodents than the animals the feed was intended for. 

Cats breed almost as fast as rodents. One of our cats had three litters per year, like clockwork. January, April or May, then August or September. That particular cat was an utterly gorgeous, seal point Siamese. Half of her litters looked like her (and were given away as fast as they were ready to go), one would be either tuxedo or cow-print, and the rest would be jet black. My grandmother picked her up at a yard sale with her first litter from idiots that bought her to breed, but didn’t know that females bred early, and assumed that a mixed litter would devalue every following litter. I’m not sure if that was correct, but that wasn’t why Grandma wanted her. She was absolutely hell on wheels on rats, and we had a rat problem. She was the healthiest cat we ever had, mostly because she didn’t come from an inbred litter.  

Most of our cats, though, had about two litters per year, because their backgrounds were different. We picked them up as kittens from a neighbor who let her cats get really badly inbred. Most of them were mostly okay, but some of them had some serious health issues, from allergies to serious mental defects. 

It only takes about five generations–cat generations–to get to that point. 

And then, the litters get smaller…and then the kittens don’t survive more than a few weeks. 

Call it maybe ten, fifteen years before there’s no more kittens. 

This was in the back of my head when I wrote Heisenberg’s Point of Observation. One breeding pair of cats went into the shelter at the end of Cataclysm. Only one. Yes, other people took their pets down, but those pets had been fixed. And there were more important things to the people setting the shelters up than ensuring a healthy pet population: namely, ensuring a healthy human one. 

When Tom Beadle sent his cats down, all he was thinking of was saving his cats. And saving a pregnant woman. He wasn’t thinking any further than that. 

And within about twenty years–fifty, at most–the last cat would have died off. Because cat generations are on a shorter time-span than human. And because inbreeding hits them harder and faster, and kills the population off sooner. Thomas Sutton would have never seen a cat in person. Hell, he may have never seen an animal at all until he started working with the biologists working to feed everyone on a few protein sources. 

When I wrote those books, my knowledge of cat generations, of inbreeding, and how it affected cat populations was in the back of my mind. I assumed my knowledge was common knowledge. I didn’t realize it wasn’t until my readers complained in the reviews about the cats in the first book vanishing entirely in the second. 

Mea culpa.

*One of the things that strikes me as absolutely wrong on toast about the current push to let pre-pubescent children have puberty blockers and surgery to pretend they’re the opposite gender is this: we’re fixing them, like we do our pets.Children have no idea what they’re setting themselves up for, and have no idea about the long-term repercussions.Their brain development is not at the point where they see future repercussions as happening to them.They’re not capable of making that connection until they hit somewhere between twenty-one and twenty-five, when the last bit of brain development finalizes.

Gray day.

I am trying to do better about posting updates. It’s still a little hard to find motivation, but now it’s also hard to find time because the words are rolling out. 

January was…good for output, despite the early event that knocked my emotional feet out from under me. I ended up writing an entirely new story, which clocked in at 16K words, and wrote a further 15K words to finish Dogfather, the short story I’d started and intended to put in Faerie Gifts (Gifts is available for pre-order, and will be available KU on April 8), but which took a hard right turn into short-novel territory. Right now, it’s finished, but only first-draft finished. I’ll pick it up and revise it in a couple of months. Then send it out for beta readers to eyeball, possibly late this summer, or early fall. Mostly because I’m working on other things at the moment.

The new story, the one that jumped the queue, and postponed me finishing Dogfather? It’s a romance, not urban fantasy, and not sci-fi. Name is Fixing Up Love, and it’s available for sale or Kindle Unlimited borrowing. It ended up really cute. Yeah, I still kinda want to thump the protagonist in the beginning, but that’s not unusual for me–I typically do want to thump people who willfully avoid self-reflection. She does figure out that she won’t catch fire from self-reflection and does better fairly quickly. 

Certified Public Assassin is in the hands of two of my beta readers right now, and I’m about to contact the other two. I’m planning on that one coming out sometime in August or so. 

I’ve picked up and started writing the fourth book in the Liquid Diet Chronicles (book three is here), and I got the entire first chapter out last night before bed. The title of this one is Meals on Wheels, and yes, I know exactly what’s going on, and why. Meg is bitching unmercifully. Watch for it in January of ’25. 

That’s it for the things I’ve got firm information on. But there’s always more stories swirling around, and I don’t have anything resembling full creative control over anything. Nor yet over the timing of anything except hitting the publishing button. 

Sorry!

Yeah, I dropped the ball on this blog. I should have let y’all know that I had a new story out in December, in the Modern Gods world (it’s short, and Thanksgiving/Christmas themed). I should have let y’all know that the third installment of the Liquid Diet Chronicles was live. That my new short story (“Holidays and Holy Days”) is available as audio. That I’m still working…

In a couple of words, shit happened. Thanksgiving into Christmas into the New Year…and then my mom died. Suddenly. I mean, I knew it was coming, but I thought she’d have a chance to enjoy her Christmas present (a pretty bedspread set, summer weight) while she was bed-bound for her last months. 

She didn’t have those last months. Thank God. She went fast, and she went relatively painless. Boom and gone. On January 6. Epiphany, for those of y’all who are Christian. She was 78.

I’m struggling, honestly, but writing does help. 

So. Updates. Starting with published, moving through preorder, and then from mostly finished to in-progress. 

Holidays and Holy Days” came out Dec. 1, and got audio-booked…last week? I think? 

Liquid Diet Chronicles 3: Whine in a Box came out on 1/7. 

Faerie Gifts is available for preorder, and will be out in April. It’s a collection of short stories, something like The Dragon’s in the Details. 

Certified Public Assassin is in the hands of one beta reader, and I’ll contact my others as they and I get time. I’m planning on an August release for it. 

I’ve got two projects about 2/3 of the way done, and a couple more in planning stages. First off is the surprise novel I mentioned–Dogfather. It’s currently sitting at 23K words, and is probably at least 10-15k to go. Short novel, but…yeah. I thought it was going to be a short story in Faerie Gifts, but it…well. It got hijacked by one of the characters, and it doesn’t fit, either in theme or in length.

The other was something of a what the actual [redacted] am I doing writing this? project. It’s a romance. I think it’s going to top out at maybe 20K words. But it’s come out suddenly and fast. I’m not having an easy time with it because 1) I don’t read romance, and don’t know reader expectations for it, and 2) I want to slap the stupid out of the main character. No, seriously–she’s the least self-aware character I’ve written, and has no idea what her own wants and motivations really are. Then again, she’s twenty-two, and just out of college, and what she actually wants wasn’t socially acceptable where she was.

In the planning/early writing stages is Cold Fey Fire. Main character’s a fresh high school graduate who’s been in the foster system her whole life, and is about to meet her mother’s relatives…and her father’s. She’s a bit more than half-elf, because her mother was about an eighth, and her father was full. I’ve got about half the first chapter written long hand. 

In the planning-planning stages (as in, the character’s starting to talk to me) is Liquid Diet Chronicles book 4. Right now, I’m playing with titles, but I’m not sure all of what’s going on. Meg’s currently having hysterics combined with temper tantrums in my head. 

I am still working, and I will be having several things coming out this year. Hopefully, I can keep things going at this pace. At least. 

And I’ll try to keep y’all up to date.

Surprise novel!

I get those sometimes.

So, I finished the third installment of the Liquid Diet Chronicles, and I’ve finished the first draft of Certified Public Assassin.

There were times when both fought me, so I ended up doing a lot of short stories, too. I’ve got a collection of half a dozen, all put together, waiting on the final edit before I hand them off to beta readers.

I thought there’d be seven stories…but one of them didn’t cooperate. See, the antagonist didn’t want what was going to happen to actually happen, and decided to butt in and work toward being better. I wasn’t expecting that, but a lot of my antagonists have a tendency of redeeming themselves.

Gets irritating, sometimes. Because there I’ll be, about to wrap up the short story, and the character goes, “Hey, wait! No! That’s not right at all! It’s a lot more complicated, and there’s reasons!”

And then, my 8,000-10,000 word short story promptly doubles in length, and…isn’t half finished, yet.

I had other things I was planning to write, y’know. I was planning on doing a different half-elf story. I was planning on starting the fourth Liquid Diet book. I’ve also got a middle-grades children’s book I was planning to write.

I was not planning on writing what is coming out.

But here I am. Writing about a woman learning that her mama didn’t give birth to her, and her daddy wasn’t her daddy, her real daddy was cursed into being a dog most of the time because of what he did to her real mama, and that her aunt’s too naive to take the throne.

I seriously didn’t think it was going to be that complicated. Or that long. But it is, and it’s 18K words and still going. I don’t think it’ll be a long novel, but it’s headed toward novel status. And is really not what I was expecting to write.

Fun. Times.

Urk.

So, I’m having problems–probably browser related–doing the big, showy links with images. If I want to post them, I have to use MS Edge, which I hate for myriad reasons. Oh, it’s functional enough, but…it doesn’t seem to have a free, basic ad blocker plugin…and I’ve had a lot of auto-play ads try to shove malware into my system.

So I stick with Firefox, for the most part. Because I can and do use a basic ad blocker here.

Anyway. I’ve got the entire set of The Schrodinger Paradox finished and published. I’m trying to get a cover done so I can publish a hard copy of all three parts, ideally in hardback and paperback. When I get that together, I’ll also do a kindle omnibus.

I am…not great…at most of the non-writing parts of book creation. And I’m even worse with pushing my work. And it doesn’t help that I can’t pay for ads, even if they don’t seem to do much for a lot of people.

I did get Liquid Diet Chronicles: Whine in a Box finished. In first draft form. It’s out with some of my beta readers, now. One has reported in. Once I get more feedback, I’ll work toward getting it edited/revised and rolled out in January.

I’ve also gotten some short stories written and started collecting them. Watch for Faerie Gifts sometime next year–probably just after Spring Break, toward the end of March/beginning of April. I’m struggling with one of the stories which seems to be heading toward novella length. If it goes too long–into short-novel territory–I may put it out by itself, and work on a few more stories in the collection.

Once I finish writing those, I’m going to start revising Certified Public Assassin before I hand it off to beta readers. I’m planning–and, like everything else in my life, that “plan” only barely qualifies as a plan–on having that one ready to go sometime next summer, or early fall.

I’m planning at least one or two more in the Liquid Diet Chronicles (or at least, I have overall plot ideas for one or two more), and I’ve got a couple of other ideas I’d been putting off writing. And I’ve got between now and next May to get any and all first drafting done.

Once I get the current stuck-turd of a story out of the way of doing any writing on anything but it.

Honestly, though, I haven’t had a lot of time or mental energy to write, recently–summer break saps my focus. Or rather, destroys my ability to focus on anything except ignoring the TV and listening for squabbling that I either have to step in to mediate, or shut down, depending on what time of day it happens, how vicious it gets, and/or it seems to be feeding on itself to really upset moody teen/barely pre-teen kids.

How do you slap the tantrum out of a character you’re writing?

Cataclysm’s been out for a few days, and both Heisenberg’s Point of Observation and Entanglement are available for pre-order. I’ll either beg for cover art or see if the cover for the Kindle version of the novel in one piece will do for a front cover for a paperback and a hardback edition…but that’s not a worry at the moment, since it’ll be August before that’s ready to come out.

No, the worry right now was Meg. The third of the Liquid Diet Chronicles was…blocked. Because Meg was throwing a screaming, flailing tantrum. Not because the book’s going in the wrong direction–she’d assured me it’s on the right track–but because the scene was emotionally difficult for her, and she don’t wanna. She really, really, really hated it.

I finally got it knocked loose, but…

It’s a hell of a thing.

For the last several years, I’ve had a recliner. An electric one. Over the past two years or so, it’s gotten less reliable in the motor, and less comfortable as the padding wore thin. It’s what I generally write in, with the laptop set on a TV tray, and a keyboard in my lap.

We replaced it today, with a new Lazyboy. It’s a rocker recliner scaled to me. Which…honestly, looks pretty funny in the living room next to the recliner scaled to Andrew (who is a solid sixteen plus inches taller). I can put my feet on the floor and be comfortable in my recliner. The front of the seat on Andrew’s recliner hits me about halfway down my calves. So…no way can I touch the floor in that one.

We got the old chair out, and the new chair in place, and I got set up and started writing. Put the footrest down and started rocking.

…and the block came loose.

Like a tired, upset toddler.

My kids are past doing that. I thought I was done with the whiny toddler stage.

Guess not.

Alas, Amazon

I have been publishing with Amazon for almost twelve years, now. I have never had file review take more than about twelve hours. Usually, it doesn’t take longer than six hours.

I am sitting at seven days and counting. I wanted The Schrodinger Paradox: Cataclysm (the first part of the novel) to pop live today, and it hasn’t. I have no idea when–or if–it will. I poked them Friday, and they said to give it until today.

I was busy today–we ran out of a few things without me noticing we were almost out, and I had bloodwork to get done, and the pixie had some dental work to get done. I’ll poke them tomorrow, if it hasn’t gone live by then.

I blame Bezos’s replacements. There’s a lot that went sharply downhill when he stepped back. I really wish it hadn’t, because there’s not a lot of options out there for independents. I really wish he either hadn’t stepped down, or had picked someone for competence rather than for affirmative action checkboxes and ideological purity.

“In Review”

On Monday, I put the first part of The Schrodinger Paradox up on Amazon, and set the release date for 5/1. And then started to do part 2.

Right now, both parts are “in review” which “could take up to 72 hours.”

…which is almost up for both parts. And I posted a draft of part 2 of the novel, but it wasn’t the right damn draft, and I can’t change that until the “in review” status changes.

I have part 3 ready, but I’m going to wait on that until Amazon pulls its thumb out of its ass so I can post the correct version of part 2.

Anyway.

The Schrodinger Paradox: Cataclysm will (hopefully) be live on 5/1. I’ll post a link when they let me. In the meantime, allow me to tease you with the back-of-the-book description:

The end is coming.

Unlucky jerk Tom Beadle was on watch at NASA when the collision alert sounded: a new asteroid, bigger than the dino-killer, headed for Earth. Big problem, but that’s why we have NASA, right? Except, after decades of budget cuts, NASA has no way to shove it off course. That job has to be contracted out. Will the private sector company his best friend from college works at succeed where the government option failed? Might be best to have a backup plan, just in case…